The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Mind telling me the time?
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half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...