Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.