Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...