Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.