When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
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What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...