They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...