Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...