Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...