More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...