John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....