I deserve to be married
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New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
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Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
A bookworm!
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What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
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