Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...