Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...