Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.