Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...