Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...