Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....