On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NEW: Software...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!