Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...