Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...