Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...