Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...