Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...