Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...