Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...