Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...