Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....