Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Psychological Christmas Songs
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Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...