Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...