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Why it’s great to be a man!
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Guide to Religions.
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Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
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You can now eat your own plate
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Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...