Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...