Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...