Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...