What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...