Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...