Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...