How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Question answer 02
|Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...