One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...