Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....