Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Men and Situps
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Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...