Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...