Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Should have glasses
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Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
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Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
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Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...