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Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...