Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...