What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick