My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...