Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...