The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...