Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!