Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!