Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
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Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...